“That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish’, what he meant was, ‘I love you’.”

You think you’re the only one who can play games with words, Westley? Yeah right. I got this, just you wait and see.

“When she said, ‘I’m pretty sure,’ what she meant was ‘absolutely’.”

No I did not make the horrible mistake of actually saying this a week ago and am just now clarifying it
And no, I am totally not doing it in a note, what do you take me for

EDIT: Due to the ridiculous surge in popularity of this post, I thought I’d inform you all that the pencils can be purchased at Etsy, and they are not mine.